The Writer Inside Me

There's a few women on my Friends list on Facebook who, while they seem perfectly nice and normal in other ways, have somehow become fans of E.L. James' Twilight fanfic original novels known as the Fifty Shades Trilogy, to the point where they're discussing who could play the sexist, misogynist rapist-sorry, *hero* Christian Grey in an upcoming movie. As nauseous as that thought makes me, to each their own. 

But then today I notice that one of my friends has commented on a link that a Fifty Shades FB fan page(the fact that it exists makes me want to hurt puppies) about how HAWT Christian is. One comment from a deluded bint...I mean fan states that "He makes my inner goddess purr."

*Deep Breath*

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU IDIOTS?! GREY IS NOT A HERO. HE IS NOT HAWT OR SEXY OR...ANYTHING! HE IS A VILE, MISOGYNISTIC RAPIST WITH NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHATSOEVER!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to weep for the death of taste.